Wrong API.
Right face.
Somebody meant to spend money on an API. Somebody hit the wrong button. $1,900 later, there was no API, no tokens, no refund. There was just a face.
It's a shiba. It's a frog. It has the saddest eyes on the blockchain and an Ethereum tag on its collar. It looked at the receipt. We looked at the receipt. Nobody could look away.
So we did the only reasonable thing: made it a coin. Ticker: $DOPE. Every trade pays holders in $PEPE, no claiming, no forms, no API key required.
Print the receipt. Frame it. It's the best $1,900 never spent.